RANDOM CREATIVE SPEWAGE...

Here you will find an assortment of non-CB illustrations, writings, and poetry that spill out of my brain every now and again. I cannot vouch for its quality. I can only tell you that I made it, and for whatever reason decided to put it here in no particular order for your inspection. Now, I have held jobs in the past that have required me to clean up other peoples' vomit, and I can tell you that I did not enjoy it one bit, especially the part where I had to *look* at it. Oh, and *smell* it. That was worse. To that end, I can promise you that none of the works you find on this page will directly assault your olfactory sense. Technology is curiously lagging in that regard. But in the spirit of looking at someone else's vomit, feel free to dislike what you see here. However...

Have you ever seen Monty Python's "Meaning of Life", where Mr. Creosote starts puking, and then explodes, and everyone else in the restaurant starts puking too? For some reason, vomiting seems to beget more vomiting. Kind of like yawning, but much grosser. So, you never know, perhaps seeing my creative vomitings here will inspire some one of you to vomit out some creativity as well, and to find your own little corner of the internet to put your stuff out there for other people to feel free to dislike. Stranger things have happened. Oh, just don't rip off my vomit, okay? Every thing here is © me. Upchuck your own spew.

Thanks. Better get a bucket.

• illustration - "Nightynight", 2001 - watercolor & ink on bristol


• flash fiction - "Koda", 2012


• flash fiction - "Sideshow", 2012


• short story - "My Friend, Albert Fish", 2011


• flash fiction - "Grandfather the Clock", 2005 - illustration pending


• flash fiction - "Heirlooms... A Love Story", 2005 - illustration pending